The AI career coach that doesn't sugarcoat.
Find out exactly why you're not getting hired — and get a rewrite that changes that.
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Three brutal steps between you and your dream job.
Upload a PDF, DOCX, or paste your resume text. Add your target role for a more precise roast.
Our AI analyzes 47 data points: ATS compatibility, impact metrics, keyword density, formatting, and the things recruiters immediately reject.
Unlock the full roast + AI-rewritten resume + cover letter + LinkedIn headline. Interview-ready in minutes.
Brutal. Specific. Actionable. Not the vague feedback you've been getting.
You used "responsible for" 7 times. This is the single most common resume mistake. It describes duties, not achievements. Every recruiter skips these lines. We rewrote all 7 with quantified impact statements.
Your resume uses text boxes and columns — ATS systems read these as gibberish. Your skills section is likely being parsed as part of your job descriptions. Critical keywords are missing for your target role.
With 4 years of experience, a two-page resume signals you can't prioritize. The second page content we'd cut: your 2012 internship, every "References available upon request," and three bullet points that describe things every person in your field does.
Includes rewritten resume + cover letter + LinkedIn headline
Cheaper than one missed opportunity.
"I'd been sending the same resume for 8 months. ResumeRoast told me in 30 seconds that I had zero quantified achievements and my ATS formatting was broken. Got 3 interviews in the first week after the rewrite."
"The roast was genuinely painful to read. Every point was accurate. The rewritten version looked like a completely different person wrote it — a person who actually knows what they're doing. Which I do!"
"I paid $350 for a professional resume writer. This $9.99 tool gave me a better result in 10 minutes. I'm not even mad, I'm genuinely impressed. Landed a 40k salary bump."
This is what the AI actually says when it reads a bad resume.